Kids today are really, really lucky. Imagine: they just go to school, run around, kick each other's ass, and they've got themselves a new laptop. These nasty little bastards don't know anything except litter the walls, and throw crumpled papers on the floor. And I don't think they deserve to have a computer, let alone a pet crocodile.
This computer-for-kids thingy is a project by the globe-trotter governor of Maine who aims to close the gap between the rich and poor pupils when it comes to technology. Okay, I will not go against his grain for this. At least, he has found good use for the people's money rather than put them in his
bank accounts.
But I suggest that like Santa Claus, gov should only give computers to those who rightfully deserve to have one like the really poor kids who want to finish school. As for the rich spoiled brats, I suggest put them all in a sack and feed them to the crocodiles in Florida. At least, the governor will find good use for those critters. Anyway,
Apple Computer Inc will be the one to help make the techno-project push through. If I'm not mistaken, over thirty thousand iBooks will be given to every Maine pupil.